Welcome to Collinwood Quotes

Riley: How am I meant to go bowling with a ****ing broken arm?
Pero: As you can see, he's a little upset.

Movie: Welcome to Collinwood
[Jerzy is in disguise, in full Hasidic rabbi costume]
Basil: Why are you dressed like a priest? [pause]
Jerzy: You're an idiot.

Movie: Welcome to Collinwood