The Gamers (V) Quotes
Lodge: You can't use a lightsaber! It... it's not even the right system!
Cass: I see no lightsaber. That would be a copyright infringement. I see a psionic spirit blade.
Lodge: You do not have my permission to use that in my campaign!
Cass: Fine! Then you do not have *my* permission to use *my* old character!
Cass: I see no lightsaber. That would be a copyright infringement. I see a psionic spirit blade.
Lodge: You do not have my permission to use that in my campaign!
Cass: Fine! Then you do not have *my* permission to use *my* old character!
Movie: The Gamers (V)
The Irate Gamer: [repeatedly stabbing Jaws with boat] This is for Jaws 2. [stabs again]
The Irate Gamer: And Jaws 3. [stabs again]
The Irate Gamer: And Superman IV... oops, kinda got carried away there.
The Irate Gamer: And Jaws 3. [stabs again]
The Irate Gamer: And Superman IV... oops, kinda got carried away there.
Movie: The Gamers (V)
[after Nimble backstabbed Hunk with a ballista]
The Gamemaster: I can't believe I'm doing this. [rolls the dice]
The Gamemaster: Well, that's 264 points of damage. You splatter Hunk all over the common room. The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping on blood and entrails. You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it.
Ambrose: [wiping his face] Cool.
The Gamemaster: I can't believe I'm doing this. [rolls the dice]
The Gamemaster: Well, that's 264 points of damage. You splatter Hunk all over the common room. The patrons shriek in horror and run out of the inn, occasionally slipping on blood and entrails. You're now alone in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded in it.
Ambrose: [wiping his face] Cool.
Movie: The Gamers (V)