The Untold Quotes

Peter Griffin: Katie!
Katie Couric: And Wolfgang Pock shows his recipe for apple strudel.

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Lois Griffin: [Stewie and Lois are at the Community Pool. Lois is trying to teach Stewie- who is pettrified of the water- how to swim] Aw, now don't worry Stewie, there's no need to be afraid, it won't bite you!
Stewie Griffin: SHUT UP! Stupid! What a stupid thing to say! You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!

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Peter Griffin: For more about flatulence, you can visit my ass! [Peter Farts]

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Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person
Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.
Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!

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