Girl Fever Quotes

[first lines]
Sam: Hello, ladies. This is all kind of funny. Really. Actually this whole thing started because of laughter, you know. Laughter, when the smile has an orgasm. And out of one hundred of you women, I can bring ninety nine of you to this climax chuckle. I can. But I can't make the one girl I love smile, like she made me smile on the worst day of my already terrible laughable life. Which is an incredible feat, seeing I've been having horrible days since I was a kid.

Movie: Girl Fever
Annie: I forgot I had that thing on. It's a facial massager. It's supposed to tighten the muscles on my face.

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Hope: You know what I think we should do?
Sam: No.
Hope: Which window did you say was your ex girlfriends?
Sam: I think it was that one. [Hope sling shots a rock through Gretchen's window using her bra]

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Sam: Eat it, Willens!

Movie: Girl Fever