Wanted Quotes

Joe McDoakes: You know, I love Europe this time of year. It's so... so... European! Tell me, did you get the bridal Suite?
Brewster: I'm sorry, sir; all I could get is the Presidential Suite.
Joe McDoakes: Oh! Have the piano taken out.

Movie: Wanted
Inner Voice of poodle: Monsieur, I have to poop.

Movie: Wanted
Moe: [looking through telescope toward Egyptian desert, but with Larry's head in the way] We're coming to a jungle. I can see the underbrush! And camels walkin' through it! No no, they're octopus!
Larry: I don't see anything!
Moe: [notices that he was looking at Larry's hair] You will! [hits Larry with the telescope]

Movie: Wanted
Quinn Andrews: You know I'm not perfect.
Abby Morrison: I'm not looking for perfect anymore.

TV Show: Wanted
Rerun: Sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

TV Show: Wanted