Vanities Quotes

School Intercom: Students, I am sad to announce that the President has been shot.
Joanne: The president of the student council has been shot?
Kathy: Oh, my God!
School Intercom: The President was gunned down in Dallas.
Joanne: Dallas? I just saw him in algebra!
School Intercom: If this report is true, classes will be dismissed for the rest of the day.
Kathy: What about the pep rally?
School Intercom: In any case, the football game will take place, as planned, this evening.
All Cheerleaders: Oh, thank God!

TV Show: Vanities