V.R. Troopers Quotes

Pvt. Isabelle 'Dizzy' Flores: [while standing next to Brutto] Jeez, Sarge will it kill you to shower once in a while? You smell like the south end of a north-bound plasma bug!
Sgt. Francis Brutto: Hey babe, REAL men smell, and REAL women like it.
T'Phai: That is true. My mate chose me for my scent.
Sgt. Francis Brutto: Colonel, you're my type of guy.

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Rabbit: [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.

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[Ace is having difficulty with throwing knives]
Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. What goods' a knife in a nuke fight? All you have to do is press a button, sir.
Career Sergeant Zim: Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL! [Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand. Medic!

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[T'Phai tries to call Strawberry Park in hope of calling in for any M. I. reinforcements]
T'Phai: Strawberry Park, do you read!
Sgt. Francis Brutto: Colonel, give it a rest! Help is not on its way
T'Phai: You never have been one to ask for help.
Sgt. Francis Brutto: [referring to being physically disabled on the Valley Forge during the Klendathu campaign] And now I'm not worth helping. Tonight's only proven what I guessed that night I first woke up in the hospital. I'm useless to you guys. Worthless damaged goods.
T'Phai: You are none of those things.
Sgt. Francis Brutto: I'm worse. I'm a liability. Rico should just leave me sitting here.
T'Phai: The Roughnecks never leave a man behind.
Sgt. Francis Brutto: I'm not a Roughneck anymore. I'm not even a man anymore.
T'Phai: I agree.
Sgt. Francis Brutto: Huh?
T'Phai: [points to Brutto's disabled legs] The problem is not here. The problem is here [points to Brutto's head]

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