Avalanche Sharks Quotes

Wade: I'm not crazy... I'm a marine. So why don't you just shut up and let me figure out where we're at. Then we'll get you a Band-Aid for your boo-boo.

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Ross Hamilton: Dude, is it weird that signs like this give me a hard-on?

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Randy: Do you, uh, ski here often?

Movie: Avalanche Sharks