Trouble in Paradise Quotes

François Filiba: Tonsils! Positively tonsils!

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Gaston Monescu: Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?

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Gaston Monescu: I came here to rob you, but unfortunately I fell in love with you.

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Gaston Monescu: I love you. I loved you the minute I saw you. I'm mad about you, my little shoplifter... my sweet little pickpocket... my darling.

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Gaston Monescu: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"

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Gaston Monescu: It could have been marvelous.

Mariette Colet: Divine.

Gaston Monescu: Wonderful... . But tomorrow morning, if you should wake out of your dreams and hear a knock, and the door opens, and there, instead of a maid with a breakfast tray, stands a policeman with a warrant, then you'll be glad you are alone.

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Gaston Monescu: It could have been marvelous.

Mariette Colet: Divine.

Gaston Monescu: Wonderful... But tomorrow morning, if you should wake out of your dreams and hear a knock, and the door opens, and there, instead of a maid with a breakfast tray, stands a policeman with a warrant, then you'll be glad you are alone.

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Gaston Monescu: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.

Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?

Gaston Monescu: The same thing.

Mariette Colet: You're hired.

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Lily Vautier: [fuming] I wouldn't fall for another man if he was the biggest crook on earth!

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Lily Vautier: Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos.

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Lily Vautier: Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the Royal Palace? And you made it into a lamp for my night table.

Gaston Monescu: I remember the lamp, I remember the night table... . and I remember the night.

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Lily Vautier: Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the Royal Palace? And you made it into a lamp for my night table.

Gaston Monescu: I remember the lamp, I remember the night table... and I remember the night.

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Lily Vautier: You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.

Gaston Monescu: Thank you.

Lily Vautier: Someone from another world, so entirely different. Oh, one gets so tired of one's own class - princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell you jewelry. Then I heard your name and found out you were just one of us.

Gaston Monescu: Disappointed?

Lily Vautier: No, proud. Very proud.

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Mariette Colet: No, no, Francois, I tell you, no. You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.

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The Major: I like to take my fun and leave it.

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Gaston Monescu: I love you. I loved you the minute I saw you. I'm mad about you, my little shoplifter... . my sweet little pickpocket... . my darling.

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Gaston Monescu: It must be the most marvelous supper. We may not eat it, but it must be marvelous.

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Gaston Monescu: It must be the most marvelous supper. We may not eat it, but it must be marvelous.

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Gaston Monescu: Well, what did she want?

Lily Vautier: You. And she's willing to pay as high as 50 francs.

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Gaston Monescu: Well, what did she want?

Lily Vautier: You. And she's willing to pay as high as 50 francs.

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Lily Vautier: Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos.

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Lily Vautier: Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck.

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Mariette Colet: I have a confession to make to you: You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me.

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Radio Commentator: From Geneva comes the news that the famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, robbed the peace conference yesterday. He took practically everything except the peace.

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Radio Commentator: From Geneva comes the news that the famous international crook, Gaston Monescu, robbed the peace conference yesterday. He took practically everything except the peace.

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The Major: I like to take my fun and leave it.

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Waiter: Yes, Baron. What should we start with, Baron? Hmm?

Gaston Monescu: Oh yes. That's not so easy. Beginnings are always difficult.

Waiter: Yes, Baron.

Gaston Monescu: If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo having supper with Juliet, who might become Cleopatra, how would you start?

Waiter: I would start with cocktails.

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Waiter: Yes, Baron. What should we start with, Baron? Hmm?

Gaston Monescu: Oh yes. That's not so easy. Beginnings are always difficult.

Waiter: Yes, Baron.

Gaston Monescu: If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo having supper with Juliet, who might become Cleopatra, how would you start?

Waiter: I would start with cocktails.

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"François Filiba: Tonsils! Positively tonsils!

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"François Filiba: You know, if I like a man I remember him... and if I don't like him I never forget him.

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