Trouble in Paradise Quotes

"François Filiba: Nice day, Major.

The Major: Eh-hmm.
François Filiba: You're looking fine, Major.

The Major: Now see here my good man, I've had just about enough of your insulting remarks.

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Gaston Monescu: Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?

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Gaston Monescu: I came here to rob you, but unfortunately I fell in love with you.

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Gaston Monescu: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!

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Gaston Monescu: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.

Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?

Gaston Monescu: The same thing.

Mariette Colet: You're hired.

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Gaston Monescu: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.
Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
Gaston Monescu: The same thing.
Mariette Colet: You're hired.

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Lily Vautier: Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck.

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Lily Vautier: You see, mother is dead.

Mariette Colet: Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die.

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Lily Vautier: I have a confession to make to you: Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9. May I have the salt?

Gaston Monescu: Please!

Lily Vautier: Thank you.

Gaston Monescu: The pepper too?

Lily Vautier: Oh, no, thank you.

Gaston Monescu: You're very welcome. Countess, believe me, before you left this room, I would have told you everything. And let me say this, with love in my heart: Countess, you are a thief. The wallet of the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9 is in your possession. I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket. In fact, you tickled me. But your embrace was so sweet.

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Lily Vautier: I have a confession to make to you: Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9. May I have the salt?

Gaston Monescu: Please!

Lily Vautier: Thank you.

Gaston Monescu: The pepper too?

Lily Vautier: Oh, no, thank you.

Gaston Monescu: You're very welcome. Countess, believe me, before you left this room, I would have told you everything. And let me say this, with love in my heart: Countess, you are a thief. The wallet of the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9 is in your possession. I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket. In fact, you tickled me. But your embrace was so sweet.

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Lily Vautier: You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.
Gaston Monescu: Thank you.
Lily Vautier: Someone from another world, so entirely different. Oh, one gets so tired of one's own class - princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell you jewelry. Then I heard your name and found out you were just one of us.
Gaston Monescu: Disappointed?
Lily Vautier: No, proud. Very proud.

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Lily Vautier: You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.

Gaston Monescu: Thank you.

Lily Vautier: Someone from another world, so entirely different. Oh, one gets so tired of one's own class - princes and counts and dukes and kings! Everybody talking shop. Always trying to sell you jewelry. Then I heard your name and found out you were just one of us.

Gaston Monescu: Disappointed?

Lily Vautier: No, proud. Very proud.

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Lily Vautier: You see, mother is dead.

Mariette Colet: Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die.

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Mariette Colet: I have a confession to make to you: You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me.

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Mariette Colet: No, no, Francois, I tell you, no. You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.

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