The Pooch Quotes

Diner attendant: What do you want to eat?

Stymie: I wanna double order of ham and eggs, and I want a piece of pie, and I want a cup a... cup a coffee.

Diner attendant: You must be hungry.

Stymie: Boy, and how, I could eat a rubber boot!

Diner attendant: Got any money?

Stymie: Nope.

Diner attendant: Well, then how do you expect to eat?

Stymie: Well, we don't expect to, we just want to!

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Stymie: Ya ain't got any loose food layin' around that ya ain't usin', has ya, Mrs. Lady?

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Woman: Is he a vegetarian?

Stymie: Unh-uh. He's just like me, he's a Methodist.

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Stymie: [praying to save his dog from the pound] Dear Lord, that Petey is the only friend I've got. I just gotta have five dollars somehow.
[a five-dollar bill blows out of a woman's hand and, floating about a block down the street, lands a few feet in front of where Stymie is sitting]

Stymie: Boy, that's what I call service!

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Woman: Is he a vegetarian?
Stymie: Unh-uh. He's just like me, he's a Methodist.

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