If I Had a Million Quotes

Agnes: I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.

Rollo La Rue: I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah!

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Agnes: I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.

Rollo La Rue: I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah!

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Agnes: I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.
Rollo La Rue: I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah!

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Eddie Jackson: Listen, I'm going off my nut. I ain't eaten. I ain't slept. The cops have got a plant on my place, and I'm walking around without a dime with THIS is in my pocket. I can't even buy a cup of coffee. I'm going crazy, I tell ya.

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Eddie Jackson: Listen, I'm going off my nut. I ain't eaten. I ain't slept. The cops have got a plant on my place, and I'm walking around without a dime with THIS is in my pocket. I can't even buy a cup of coffee. I'm going crazy, I tell ya.

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John Glidden: I want to give somebody a chance at happiness. I don't care who - I just want somebody to have something worthwhile out of what I spent my life to accumulate.

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John Glidden: I'm dying and I don't know of one man in all the thousands that I employ that's fit to leave in charge of a peanut stand.

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John Glidden: [in letter] Herewith is a check for One Million Dollars presented to you by the undersigned. There are no conditions or restrictions attached to its use. I can only caution you to use it wisely and to the best of your ability in the promotion of your own happiness and welfare, for which procedure there seems to be no established precedent. Should you encounter any difficulties regarding this check, you may reach me at the above address. I will not, however, assume the responsibility of advising you what to do with this money. Cordially, John Glidden

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John Glidden: I'm dying and I don't know of one man in all the thousands that I employ that's fit to leave in charge of a peanut stand.

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John Wallace: I don't want my soul saved! I want to live!

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John Wallace: I don't want my soul saved! I want to live!

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Mrs. Mary Walker: You wouldn't fool and old lady, would you?

John Glidden: Not for a million dollars.

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Mrs. Mary Walker: There ain't any jail of steel or stone that can hold a body prisoner as tight as one built of old age... and lack of money.

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Mrs. Mary Walker: You wouldn't fool and old lady, would you?

John Glidden: Not for a million dollars.

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Mrs. Mary Walker: There ain't any jail of steel or stone that can hold a body prisoner as tight as one built of old age... and lack of money.

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Mrs. Peabody: Now, Henry, I don't want to reproach you, but I want you to feel like a dirty little rat, Sweetheart.

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Mrs. Peabody: Now, Henry, I don't want to reproach you, but I want you to feel like a dirty little rat, Sweetheart.

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Rollo La Rue: Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!

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Rollo La Rue: Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!

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Steve Gallagher: A fine state of affairs. A fellow can't enjoy a quiet crap game in the guard house. If anyone else calls for me today, I'm out.

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Steve Gallagher: A fine state of affairs. A fellow can't enjoy a quiet crap game in the guard house. If anyone else calls for me today, I'm out.

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Violet Smith: All right, wise guy, what's the gag?

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Violet Smith: All right, wise guy, what's the gag?

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