Trigun Quotes
Vash the Stampede: [accenting every sentence with hitting kid's head with his own] What. Are. You. Doing. Get. Ting. All. Senti. Mental. On. Me. For. You. Little. Squirt. [stands up]
Vash the Stampede: Feeling better now?
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Vash the Stampede: [laughs drunkenly] Grandma! Whatcha waiting for? Fill 'er up! [Bartender hits him in the head with a beer pitcher]
Vash the Stampede: I mean please fill 'er up, miss, if you wouldn't mind.
Bartender: That's better.
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Vash the Stampede: What are you doing?
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Don't ask stupid questions. I'm going to save the child!
Vash the Stampede: With your bare hands?
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Vash the Stampede: What happened?
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Thank heaven you asked! It's a long story although it's kind of a short one...
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Legato Bluesummers: [kills entire village] I decided to do this as my humble way of exhibiting grief for the loss of a good friend, how'd I do?
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Million Knives: [both using telepathy] I didn't create these weapons to be wasted like that!
Vash the Stampede: Using them this way is the only thing that gives them any meaning at all
Million Knives: It's hopeless, isn't it?
Vash the Stampede: I've made my decision
Million Knives: You're not a human being, you're a plant
Vash the Stampede: I know that
Million Knives: You're a superior being!
Vash the Stampede: I disagree
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Million Knives: The humans treat you well? Did you have fun, dear brother?
Vash the Stampede: Yeah, I did! Best thing that ever happened to me. [pulls his gun and aims at Knives]
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Wolfwood: [about Milly] She does everything I can't, like it's no big deal at all. [pause]
Wolfwood: It's really irritating...
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Wolfwood: [about to face off with killer robots] Oh yeah, I almost forgot. "Go with the grace and protection of the Lord." It's the usual mantra for the big hero.
Vash the Stampede: Does it work?
Wolfwood: That depends entirely on you.
Vash the Stampede: Some mantra...
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Wolfwood: [about Vash] The way he looked at me... it was as though *he'd* shot the kid...
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Wolfwood: [stubbornly] I'm not ready yet! There's still so much left to be done. I want to stay, with them! I don't want to die!
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Wolfwood: [walking into a church] I hope you don't mind me barging in like this. In spite of the profession I've chosen, I've never actually made a confession before. It's these times we live in. I did what it took to protect the children at any cost. That's how I always justified my actions. I took many people's lives, all that time believing there was no other way. My sins are so heavy. Too heavy. Too heavy to ever atone for. And yet, somehow I feel happy, at peace with myself today. It really can be done. Once you stop to think about it, there are plenty of ways to save everyone. Why didn't I ever listen to him? Why didn't I see that before it was too late?
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Wolfwood: I always knew you were no mere mortal... but I had no idea that you were a cat.
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Wolfwood: Was everything I did in my life a mistake? Would I be wrong, now, to ask for your forgiveness?
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Wolfwood: We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself. What's your answer this time?
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Bartender: What will it be?
Meryl Stryfe: [Bangs fist on counter] A banana sundae.
Milly Thompson: A gâteau mille-feuille with Ceylon tea.
Drunk Customer: Listen missies, the gag won't work unless you order milk.
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Kaite: Stop being so damn soft with the whole human race! I have betrayed! And they have betrayed! And we ALL let a lot of innocent people DIE!
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Nicholas D. Wolfwood: I picked up my first gun at the age of seven. And I shot. I remember how strangely easy it was to pull the trigger. Ha. I actually laughed. Because that one shot was all that was needed to silence that sickening piece of garbage who had the nerve to call himself my guardian. Ha. It was that simple. And so I was free. Yes, tomorrow would be different. Hm. Tomorrow. As much as I wanted to believe, it only went from bad to worse. A vicious cycle... I didn't want other kids to grow up like me, so I started my own orphanage. It was gratifying work, I was actually doing something for the good of others. It was my place of peace and happiness... yet sometimes, I still think to myself 'there's no place worse than this planet. It's horrible here.'
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Nicholas D. Wolfwood: What are you doing needlenoggin? It's [Punisher]
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: right next to you, USE IT DAMNIT!
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Vash the Stampede: [about the streamer he's on] WHAT! THEY'RE GOING TO SMASH THE STEAMER INTO THE CANYON! Death and poverty like me so much, now they've brought friends! And then there's the insurance girls! Man, I never get a break!
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Vash the Stampede: [after jumping off a cliff onto a flying machine] No matter how many times I do that I still feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack! This thing's going ba-da-boom, BA-DA-BOOM!
Wolfwood: I thought you were committing suicide!
Vash the Stampede: Suicide? I strongly disapprove of... [looks around]
Vash the Stampede: Wolfwood! What are you doing here?
Wolfwood: YOU MANIAC! I followed you! What do you think you're doing crying your eyes out like a baby and jumping off of cliffs!
Vash the Stampede: I'm visiting the folks.
Wolfwood: What do you mean 'visiting the folks'? Do they have some kind of floating house in the sky!
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Vash the Stampede: [singing] Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La de da de die, genocide. La de da de dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.
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Vash the Stampede: Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you?
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Vash the Stampede: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call.
Milly Thompson: Hehehehe, What are you talking about Mr. Vash the Stampede?
Vash the Stampede: Huh? I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
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