Toy Story Quotes
[ At Pizza Planet ]
Man On P.A. : Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
Man On P.A. : Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
Movie: Toy Story
Woody : [ thinks Buzz has gone crazy ] Let's get you out of here Buzz...
Buzz : Don't you get it? [ points to a doll's hat on his head ]
Buzz : You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [ laughs hysterically ]
Woody : Snap out of it, Buzz! [ opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet ]
Buzz : [ calmly ] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. [ breaks down again ]
Buzz : Oh, I'm a sham!
Buzz : Don't you get it? [ points to a doll's hat on his head ]
Buzz : You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [ laughs hysterically ]
Woody : Snap out of it, Buzz! [ opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet ]
Buzz : [ calmly ] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. [ breaks down again ]
Buzz : Oh, I'm a sham!
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Woody : Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand? [ Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody ]
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
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[ last lines ]
Woody : Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
Buzz : Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you? [ camera pans out ]
Woody : Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy : [ from downstairs ] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy! [ camera zooms back in ]
Woody, Buzz : Heh, heh!
Woody : Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
Buzz : Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you? [ camera pans out ]
Woody : Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy : [ from downstairs ] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy! [ camera zooms back in ]
Woody, Buzz : Heh, heh!
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Sergeant : [ he can't see what Andy is holding up ] It's a...
Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT? [ Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out ]
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm : Way to go, Rex! [ moves forward ]
Woody : [ as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy ] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm : He's putting them in backward! [ to Rex ]
Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me! [ jumps down ]
Sergeant : [ downstairs, into the Baby Monitor ] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs! [ Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up ]
Sergeant : ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry! [ mayhem breaks out ]
Mr. Potato Head : [ in a panic ] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT? [ Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out ]
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm : Way to go, Rex! [ moves forward ]
Woody : [ as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy ] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm : He's putting them in backward! [ to Rex ]
Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me! [ jumps down ]
Sergeant : [ downstairs, into the Baby Monitor ] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs! [ Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up ]
Sergeant : ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry! [ mayhem breaks out ]
Mr. Potato Head : [ in a panic ] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
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[ Andy and his mom stop at the gas station ]
Andy : Can I help you fill up?
Andy's Mom : Sure, I'll even let you drive.
Andy : Really?
Andy's Mom : Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy : Yup, yup. Very funny, Mom.
Andy : Can I help you fill up?
Andy's Mom : Sure, I'll even let you drive.
Andy : Really?
Andy's Mom : Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy : Yup, yup. Very funny, Mom.
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Woody : Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!
Mutant Toys : [ one of them grab Buzz's arm from Woody ]
Woody : All back! Back, you cannibals! [ the mutant toys sent him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys ]
Woody : He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
Mutant Toys : [ they fix Buzz and his arm is attached ]
Woody : Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys. Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
Mutant Toys : [ they were scared away ]
Woody : No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's Mom : Sid?
Sid Phillips : Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody : Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!
Mutant Toys : [ one of them grab Buzz's arm from Woody ]
Woody : All back! Back, you cannibals! [ the mutant toys sent him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys ]
Woody : He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.
Mutant Toys : [ they fix Buzz and his arm is attached ]
Woody : Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys. Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.
Mutant Toys : [ they were scared away ]
Woody : No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?
Sid's Mom : Sid?
Sid Phillips : Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!
Woody : Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!
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Sid Phillips : [ torturing Woody with a magnifying glass ] Where are your rebel friends now?
Sid's Mom : [ offscreen, downstairs ] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!
Sid Phillips : [ running off ] All right!
Sid's Mom : [ offscreen, downstairs ] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!
Sid Phillips : [ running off ] All right!
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Woody : [ mocking Buzz as they split-up ] "Rendezvous with Star Command." [ sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it ]
Woody : Pizza Planet? [ enlightened ]
Woody : Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. [ yelling to Buzz ]
Woody : Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz : [ walking out from under the truck, annoyed ] Go away!
Woody : No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I... [ Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top ]
Woody : [ calling ] I found a spaceship! [ Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck ]
Woody : [ calling ] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Buzz : [ as the driver asks for directions ] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody : [ nodding his head ] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
Buzz : Well, then, let's climb aboard. [ Buzz runs towards the truck ]
Woody : No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz : Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit. [ Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat ]
Woody : [ whispering ] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! [ the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt ]
Woody : It's safer safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot. [ the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, on
Woody : Pizza Planet? [ enlightened ]
Woody : Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. [ yelling to Buzz ]
Woody : Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz : [ walking out from under the truck, annoyed ] Go away!
Woody : No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I... [ Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniture spaceship on the top ]
Woody : [ calling ] I found a spaceship! [ Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck ]
Woody : [ calling ] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Buzz : [ as the driver asks for directions ] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody : [ nodding his head ] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.
Buzz : Well, then, let's climb aboard. [ Buzz runs towards the truck ]
Woody : No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Buzz : Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit. [ Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat ]
Woody : [ whispering ] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! [ the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt ]
Woody : It's safer safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot. [ the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, on
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Woody : [ asking a Magic 8 ball ] Will Andy pick me? [ Shakes the ball and flips to see the answer: ]
Woody : 'Don't count on it'? Awwww! Arrrgh! [ throws the ball down, then it falls down a crack between the table and the wall ]
Woody : 'Don't count on it'? Awwww! Arrrgh! [ throws the ball down, then it falls down a crack between the table and the wall ]
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Mr. Potato Head : [ while playing Battleship ] Ah, ha. B-3.
Hamm : Miss. G-6.
Mr. Potato Head : Aw, you sunk it! [ Hamm chuckles ]
Mr. Potato Head : Are you peeking?
Hamm : Hey, quit your whining and pay up. [ Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears ]
Hamm : No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
Mr. Potato Head : [ pulls off his nose ] How 'bout 3 out of 5?
Hamm : Miss. G-6.
Mr. Potato Head : Aw, you sunk it! [ Hamm chuckles ]
Mr. Potato Head : Are you peeking?
Hamm : Hey, quit your whining and pay up. [ Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears ]
Hamm : No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
Mr. Potato Head : [ pulls off his nose ] How 'bout 3 out of 5?
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Lenny the Binoculars : [ Sid lights the rocket on Combat Carl ] He's lighting it! He's lighting it!
Lenny the Binoculars : [ toys start to duck ] Hit the dirt! [ explosion ]
Lenny the Binoculars : [ toys start to duck ] Hit the dirt! [ explosion ]
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Lenny the Binoculars : [ Lenny spots RC Car rocketing toward the open moving van ] Hey, look! It's Woody and Buzz, comin' up fast!
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Slinky Dog : [ while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet ] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel! [ tosses to barrel aside, then calls down ]
Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm! [ sadly ]
Rex : Where could he be?
Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel! [ tosses to barrel aside, then calls down ]
Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm! [ sadly ]
Rex : Where could he be?
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Woody : Hey uh, Slinky?
Slinky Dog : [ with a checker board ] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody : No, Slink...
Slinky Dog : All right, you can be red if you want.
Woody : Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
Slinky Dog : [ shouts ] Bad news?
Woody : Shhh! [ all the toys freeze ]
Woody : Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog : Got it. [ walks away slowly with his head down ]
Woody : Be happy!
Slinky Dog : [ laughs hysterically ]
Slinky Dog : [ with a checker board ] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody : No, Slink...
Slinky Dog : All right, you can be red if you want.
Woody : Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
Slinky Dog : [ shouts ] Bad news?
Woody : Shhh! [ all the toys freeze ]
Woody : Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog : Got it. [ walks away slowly with his head down ]
Woody : Be happy!
Slinky Dog : [ laughs hysterically ]
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Woody : [ while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing ] All right, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all come down?
Rex : [ yells ] Yes, yes, we promise!
Woody : O-KAY! Save your batteries.
Rex : [ yells ] Yes, yes, we promise!
Woody : O-KAY! Save your batteries.
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Sid Phillips : Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Hannah : What?
Sid Phillips : Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah : [ shrugs ] I don't know.
Sid Phillips : [ demanding ] What do you mean, you don't know?
Hannah : I DON'T KNOW.
Hannah : What?
Sid Phillips : Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah : [ shrugs ] I don't know.
Sid Phillips : [ demanding ] What do you mean, you don't know?
Hannah : I DON'T KNOW.
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[ first lines ]
Andy : [ Andy is playing with his toys and mimicing the voices of his toys and holding Mr. Potato Head ] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe! [ Andy empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out ]
Andy : Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money! [ as Bo Peep ]
Andy : Stop it, stop it you mean old potato! [ as Potato Head ]
Andy : Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over! [ as the sheep, on a toy car track ]
Andy : Help! Baaa! Help us! [ as Bo Peep ]
Andy : Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something! [ Andy brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string ]
Woody : [ voice box ] Reach for the sky!
Andy : [ as Mr. Potato Head ] Oh no! Sheriff Woody! [ as Woody ]
Andy : I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart! [ pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head ]
Andy : D'oh! How'd you know it was me? [ as Woody ]
Andy : Are you gonna come quietly? [ as Mr. Potato Head ]
Andy : Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog, [ Andy places down Slinky Dog ]
Andy : with a built-in force field! [ stretches Slinky out ]
Andy : [ as Woody ] Well I brought my dinosaur! [ brings out Rex ]
Andy : Who eats force field dogs! [ making sound effects ]
Andy : Arr Rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe yipe yipe! [ as Woody ]
Andy : You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. [ Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib ]
Molly : Aa, ha ha ha! [ makes baby laughing noises, picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody
Andy : [ Andy is playing with his toys and mimicing the voices of his toys and holding Mr. Potato Head ] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe! [ Andy empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out ]
Andy : Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money! [ as Bo Peep ]
Andy : Stop it, stop it you mean old potato! [ as Potato Head ]
Andy : Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over! [ as the sheep, on a toy car track ]
Andy : Help! Baaa! Help us! [ as Bo Peep ]
Andy : Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something! [ Andy brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string ]
Woody : [ voice box ] Reach for the sky!
Andy : [ as Mr. Potato Head ] Oh no! Sheriff Woody! [ as Woody ]
Andy : I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart! [ pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head ]
Andy : D'oh! How'd you know it was me? [ as Woody ]
Andy : Are you gonna come quietly? [ as Mr. Potato Head ]
Andy : Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog, [ Andy places down Slinky Dog ]
Andy : with a built-in force field! [ stretches Slinky out ]
Andy : [ as Woody ] Well I brought my dinosaur! [ brings out Rex ]
Andy : Who eats force field dogs! [ making sound effects ]
Andy : Arr Rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe yipe yipe! [ as Woody ]
Andy : You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. [ Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib ]
Molly : Aa, ha ha ha! [ makes baby laughing noises, picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody
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Minesweeper soldier : [ after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled ] Just... just go on without me!
Sergeant : [ goes over to him and helps him up ] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!
Sergeant : [ goes over to him and helps him up ] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!
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