Toy Story Quotes

Buzz : This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All Aliens : [ pointing up ] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1 : The claw is our master.
Alien #2 : The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody : This is ludicrous.

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Woody : [ trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller ] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz : You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody : Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

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Sid Phillips : No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

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Woody : Listen, lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz : What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip? [ slides under his ship with a skateboard ]
Woody : [ pulls him back out ] And another thing, *stop* with this *spaceman* thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz : Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody : Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz : [ gets out from under his ship ] Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody : Oh yeah, tough guy?
Woody : [ pushes Buzz. Buzz's helmet opens. Buzz chokes gags ]

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Rex : Great! Now I have guilt!

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Woody : Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

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Mr. Potato Head : Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

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Woody : Hey, Etch... Draw! [ Etch draws a picture of a gun ]
Woody : D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

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Mr. Potato Head : How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?
Rex : Everyone else was picked.

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Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog : We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex : Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

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Slinky Dog : It's Sid!
Rex : I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm : They must've kicked him out early this year.

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Buzz : [ in Sid's backpack, approaching his home ] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.
Alien : Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody : Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

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Mr. Potato Head : That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

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Sergeant : [ about the second present Andy opens ] It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head : Who invited that kid?

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Woody : Aaaaah! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz : Not today.

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Buzz : Years of Academy training wasted.

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[ Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls ]
Woody : What happened to you?
Buzz : One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. [ chuckles nervously ]

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Woody : Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr. Shark : Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha... [ snatches his hat away ]
Woody : Gimme that!

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Alien #1 : A stranger.
Alien #2 : From the outside.
All : Oooooooooooooooh.

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Alien : [ after being selected by The Claw ] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

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Bo Peep : What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?
Woody : [ blushing and giggling ] Oh-ho yeah. Thought so.

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Buzz : Do you know these life forms?
Woody : Yes, they're Andy's toys.

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Rex : Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody : He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz : Excuse me.
Buzz : [ Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement ]
Hamm : Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody : Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz : They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody : No, you can't.
Buzz : [ scoffs ] Yes, I can.
Woody : Can't.
Buzz : Can.
Woody : Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz : I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody : Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz : All right then, I will.

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[ watching guests arrive for Andy's party ]
Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex : They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there. [ boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying ]
All : Aaaaahh!

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Woody : Has everybody picked a moving buddy?
Hamm : Moving buddy? You can't be serious!
Rex : I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!
Mr. Potato Head : [ holding his left arm in his right hand ] Do we have to hold hands? [ All laugh ]

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Woody : You actually think you're *the* Buzz Lightyear? Hey, look, everybody! It's the *real* Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz : You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody : Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!
Buzz : Where?
Woody : [ slaps knee and laughs hoarsely ]

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Slinky Dog : I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

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Woody : [ through his voice box ] Reach for the sky!
Sid Phillips : Huh?
Woody : This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid Phillips : What?
Woody : Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid Phillips : It's busted.
Woody : Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid Phillips : Huh?
Woody : That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Sid Phillips : [ hyperventilating ] W-we?
Woody : That's right, your toys! [ Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid ]
Woody : From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody : [ while turning head around slowly ] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody : [ speaking and moving ] So play nice! [ Sid screams and runs inside ]

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Rex : ROAR!
Woody : Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex : [ stops roaring ] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody : I was close to being scared that time.
Rex : I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

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Buzz : [ marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet ] What a spaceport! [ Woody punches him in the shoulder ]
Buzz : Good work, Woody.

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