Waterworld Quotes
Deacon: If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.
Movie: Waterworld
Depth Gauge: Sir? Your Deaconship? Good day! Or night. Whatever the case may be...
Deacon: What is it? I'm a busy man.
Depth Gauge: I thought you should know. There's exactly nine feet and twelve inches of THE BLACK STUFF...
Deacon: [the Deacon spits on the Depth Gauge's head]
Depth Gauge: Oh, thank you!
Deacon: What is it? I'm a busy man.
Depth Gauge: I thought you should know. There's exactly nine feet and twelve inches of THE BLACK STUFF...
Deacon: [the Deacon spits on the Depth Gauge's head]
Depth Gauge: Oh, thank you!
Movie: Waterworld
Helen: Did you see anything out there?
Mariner: See what?
Helen: An end, to all this water?
Mariner: That old woman they buried today? She found the only end there is.
Mariner: See what?
Helen: An end, to all this water?
Mariner: That old woman they buried today? She found the only end there is.
Movie: Waterworld
Mariner: Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.
Drifter: I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
Mariner: Nothing's free in Waterworld.
Drifter: I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
Mariner: Nothing's free in Waterworld.
Movie: Waterworld
[while holding Helen and the Mariner at gunpoint]
Deacon: All right, that's it! If you won't tell us where she is, let's just KILL 'EM ALL! [He fires a gun into the air]
Enola: [popping up from her hiding place] NO!
Deacon: Ha-ha, so gullible!
Deacon: All right, that's it! If you won't tell us where she is, let's just KILL 'EM ALL! [He fires a gun into the air]
Enola: [popping up from her hiding place] NO!
Deacon: Ha-ha, so gullible!
Movie: Waterworld