It Takes Two Quotes
Amanda Lemmon: This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy.
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Clarice Kensington: I have never been more humiliated in my life! [turns to walk off and huffs]
Alyssa Calloway: Wanna bet? [she steps on Clarice's wedding dress so that everyone can see her underpants]
Alyssa Calloway: Wanna bet? [she steps on Clarice's wedding dress so that everyone can see her underpants]
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Diane Barrows: [after Alyssa, as Amanda, was 'adopted' by the Butkises] You were supposed to protect her! You should've done something. Y-Y-You could've slit their tires or something! Anything!
Jerry: They had the paperwork!
Diane Barrows: *What* paperwork?
Patty: [hands Diane the paperwork] We couldn't find you! Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van, for God's sake?
Diane Barrows: I would have! [she drops the paperwork]
Diane Barrows: I'm takin' the Jeep! [she takes the keys to the Jeep]
Jerry: Hey, that's the camp's!
Diane Barrows: [furiously] Oh, don't you even...!
Jerry: They had the paperwork!
Diane Barrows: *What* paperwork?
Patty: [hands Diane the paperwork] We couldn't find you! Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van, for God's sake?
Diane Barrows: I would have! [she drops the paperwork]
Diane Barrows: I'm takin' the Jeep! [she takes the keys to the Jeep]
Jerry: Hey, that's the camp's!
Diane Barrows: [furiously] Oh, don't you even...!
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Diane Barrows: Told ya. Third time's the charm...
Roger Callaway: Wait. All of this? This was your doing? [Amanda and Alyssa smile]
Roger Callaway: Oh, it *was*, was it?
Roger Callaway: Well, girls? What do you have to say for yourselves?
Alyssa Calloway, Amanda Lemmon: So kiss already!
Roger Callaway: Wait. All of this? This was your doing? [Amanda and Alyssa smile]
Roger Callaway: Oh, it *was*, was it?
Roger Callaway: Well, girls? What do you have to say for yourselves?
Alyssa Calloway, Amanda Lemmon: So kiss already!
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Diane Barrows: That can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of love.
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Vincenzo: My god - you're *not* Alyssa!
Amanda Lemmon: Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there! [shakes Vincenzo's hand]
Vincenzo: Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!
Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, and it's weird, too!
Amanda Lemmon: Nope. Name's Amanda, put 'er there! [shakes Vincenzo's hand]
Vincenzo: Identical strangers? Holy mackerel, that's amazing!
Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, and it's weird, too!
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