Their First Mistake Quotes

Oliver: What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?

Stanley: If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.

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Oliver: What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?

Stanley: If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.

Movie: Their First Mistake
Oliver: What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?
Stanley: If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.

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Ollie: What did you strike that match for?

Stan: I wanted to see if the light switch was off.

Movie: Their First Mistake
Ollie: What did you strike that match for?

Stan: I wanted to see if the light switch was off.

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Stanley: You woke the baby up.

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Stanley: Well, I'll be seeing you.

Oliver: Where are you going?

Stanley: Just going down...

Oliver: Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.

Stanley: Why?

Oliver: Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.

Stanley: What have I got to do with it?

Oliver: What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.

Stanley: But I don't know anything about babies.

Oliver: Well you should have thought of that before we got it.

Stanley: I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.

Oliver: Your career. What about me? What will my friends say? Why I'll be ostricized.

Stanley: Well I'm going to lose my hook, like and sinker.

Oliver: So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most.
[Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it]

Oliver: You're not leaving this room.

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Stanley: I'm not as dumb as you look.

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Stanley: Well, I'll be seeing you.
Oliver: Where are you going?
Stanley: Just going down...
Oliver: Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.
Stanley: Why?
Oliver: Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.
Stanley: What have I got to do with it?
Oliver: What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.
Stanley: But I don't know anything about babies.
Oliver: Well you should have thought of that before we got it.
Stanley: I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.
Oliver: Your career. What about me? What will my friends say? Why I'll be ostricized.
Stanley: Well I'm going to lose my hook, like and sinker.
Oliver: So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most. [Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it]
Oliver: You're not leaving this room.

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Stanley: The baby's crying.

Oliver: Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!

Stanley: But it won't reach.

Oliver: Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
[hands him baby's milk bottle]

Stanley: [immediately starts drinking from it]

Oliver: [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!

Stanley: [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]

Oliver: [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
[answers the phone]

Oliver: Hello?
[one-second pause]

Oliver: How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
[slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]

Movie: Their First Mistake
Stanley: The baby's crying.

Oliver: Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!

Stanley: But it won't reach.

Oliver: Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
[hands him baby's milk bottle]

Stanley: [immediately starts drinking from it]

Oliver: [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!

Stanley: [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]

Oliver: [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
[answers the phone]

Oliver: Hello?
[one-second pause]

Oliver: How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
[slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]

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Stanley: I'm not as dumb as you look.

Movie: Their First Mistake
Stanley: You woke the baby up.

Movie: Their First Mistake