Their First Mistake Quote

Stanley: The baby's crying.

Oliver: Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!

Stanley: But it won't reach.

Oliver: Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
[hands him baby's milk bottle]

Stanley: [immediately starts drinking from it]

Oliver: [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!

Stanley: [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]

Oliver: [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
[answers the phone]

Oliver: Hello?
[one-second pause]

Oliver: How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
[slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]

Movie: Their First Mistake

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