Freaks Quotes
Harlan: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from earth!
Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy!
Harlan: No.
Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy!
Harlan: No.
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Jeff Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it.
Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now?
Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I.
Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now?
Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I.
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John Leguizamo: I don't wanna leave you with a bad impression of my father. No, no, because my father wasn't always this brutal. No, sometimes he drank too.
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John Leguizamo: Once upon a time...there was a Little Red Riding Hood...and she went into the woods...and she got a Greencard. And she lived happily ever after, now shut the **** up and go to sleep!
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John Reilly: [Breaking open the crypt to reveal an empty coffin] Giorgio D'Orsino he was never burried. She kept him alive! He's here somewhere in this castle?
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[Referring to a half-man/half-woman who has given Hercules an alluring look.]
Roscoe: I think she likes you -- but he don't.
Roscoe: I think she likes you -- but he don't.
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[Ian, a werewolf, is exhibited as part of a freak show]
Ian: You see, Sheriff, I'm the new entertainment.
Ian: You see, Sheriff, I'm the new entertainment.
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Ashley Parker: [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?
Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he is waiting to come on.
Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.
Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he is waiting to come on.
Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.
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Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
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Barry: Out in the jungle, almost lost, was an ancient well, its purpose long forgotten.
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Bill Haverchuck: I heard my mom say to her girlfriend, Any guy with feathered hair is *foxy*.
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Chris McCormick: [on the phone] Operator, you don't understand... it's an invasion! They're here already! They're here!
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Deputy Pete: Winchester, 30.06, Mossberg pump, and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle... Why we have that, I do not know.
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Freak: Hey my mom gave me some advice today; she said there are four stages of consciousness development: stage one is when you're like a kid, ya know, everything is new, nothing really bothers ya, you're not self conscious but you're little; stage two is the existential stage when you like become aware of your own existence, ya know, you look around, everything seems hopeless, ya know? You're like, "Ah whats the point in doing anything, man? We're all gonna die anyway," and all that shit; and then there's stage three where you realize that everything isn't hopeless and you get a glimmer of it, you just gotta get there.
David Keenan: Get where?
Freak: To stage four, nirvana.
David Keenan: So, ok, so like that make me what like a stage two and I suppose you're like a stage four.
Freak: No man, I'm a stage one.
David Keenan: You're so full of shit!
Freak: Its just some shit my mom told me; you use it as you will.
David Keenan: Get where?
Freak: To stage four, nirvana.
David Keenan: So, ok, so like that make me what like a stage two and I suppose you're like a stage four.
Freak: No man, I'm a stage one.
David Keenan: You're so full of shit!
Freak: Its just some shit my mom told me; you use it as you will.
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Harlan: [broadcasting over the radio] Now people the phones are down and I know they're gonna tell you that it's a technical error!
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Harlan: That's the one who busted up my trailer!
Chris McCormick: Shh!
Harlan: I bet you he's their leader!
Chris McCormick: Shh!
Harlan: I bet you he's their leader!
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Kim Kelly: My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A. She was on Kojak. She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.
Lindsay Weir: Wow, she sounds awesome.
Kim Kelly: Yeah, well, she's dead. She OD'd on coke.
Lindsay Weir: Wow, she sounds awesome.
Kim Kelly: Yeah, well, she's dead. She OD'd on coke.
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Merv Doody: Yess! This is my Birthday, Christmas and... err... Yom Kippur all rolled into one. Those two are one hundred percent chainsaw fodder!
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Millie Kentner: You're high!
Lindsay Weir: How could you tell?
Millie Kentner: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.
Lindsay Weir: How could you tell?
Millie Kentner: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.
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