Regeneration Quotes

Ash: Runt, I'm about two ticks away from cleaning your clock!

Movie: Regeneration
Ash: When you get to hell, tell 'em Ash sent ya!

Movie: Regeneration
Ash: Got time for one more session, Doc? I'm ready to resolve my anger issues!

Movie: Regeneration
Capt. William Rivers: I find it interesting that you don't stutter.
Billy Prior: I find it even more interesting that you do.

Movie: Regeneration
Sam: Hey, who left the stove on? Know what this furnace reminds me of?
Ash: I have no idea.
Sam: Johnny Sticks. Him and me, we used to be connected.
Ash: Connected to what? The union of verbally challenged half deadites?
Sam: You know, "connected"! Me and Sticks, the guy was thin as a toothpick, we were top earners.
Ash: I thought you were an ice cream driver.
Sam: I was a lot of things, you know for cover. Me and Sticks used to pose as chimney sweeps, sneaking out of furnace vents with the loot. Sticks must have put on a couple of pounds cause he got himself stuck. Furnace comes on and *boom*! Then, err...
Ash: And then you played "pick up sticks" right?
Sam: I don't deserve sarcasm.

Movie: Regeneration
Sam: The portal should be on the far side of this forrest...
Ash: Tone down, runt. These threes have ears... evil ears!

Movie: Regeneration