Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Quotes

Catherine O'Hara: I'm sure women have divorced men just to get their husbands to see the kids on the weekend.

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Dr. Katz: You know the city gardens where you can rent space?
Laura: Yeah.
Dr. Katz: I was actually thinking about getting a little plot.
Laura: Really?
Dr. Katz: Oh, yeah, I actually am gonna go do it, Laura. I really... I'm looking forward to it.
Laura: Dr. Katz, I just can't imagine you like, digging in the dirt on your hands and knees.
Dr. Katz: No shirt? Does that help?
Laura: No, I really...
Dr. Katz: Tank top? Pasties?
Laura: Eww..

Movie: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Dr. Katz: So they dictate the tempo and the pace of your life, these dogs?
Merrill Markoe: Well, they've been moving meal time. Every day, they move meal time down another half an hour.
Dr. Katz: Umm-hmm.
Merrill Markoe: It used to be at, like at nine in the morning and now it's at 7: 30 in the morning and they're trying to move it to seven.
Dr. Katz: It's like the early-bird special, I think. That's what they're looking for.
Merrill Markoe: I think they think that if they keep moving it a little bit each day earlier and earlier, there's some sort of a quantum physics moment where all meal times meet and it's all one continuous meal.

Movie: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Mitch: I was standing by a door and a security guard came over. He said, [as guard]
Mitch: "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Dr. Katz: Right.

Movie: Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist