Eddie Izzard - Glorious (V) Quotes

Eddie: The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and funny hats.

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Eddie: If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a **** off block of concrete!

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Eddie: A problem of type 2094 has occurred... what the **** is that... what does that mean... what are the 2093 problems I skipped to get to this one?

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Eddie: My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this... [Runs screaming]
Eddie: AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

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