The Ref Quotes

Connie Chasseur: Who would catch a criminal, and then let him go free?
Mary Chasseur: Republicans.

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Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.

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Gus: I have a gun, it's loaded, shut up.

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Lloyd: Caroline, the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear.

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Rose: Sounds too sweet!
Caroline: Then don't eat it! (Throws pie down on the table)

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[Lt. Huff smells a mask]
Lt. Huff: It's urine.
Lt. Steve Milford: Oh thank God. Phil thought it might be semen.
Lt. Huff: Phil needs to talk to a therapist.

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