Greedy Quotes

Frank: What's the matter with you? Are you retarded?
Dennis: Not according to the tests.

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Uncle Joe: Where are my presents? I like presents, especially from people who love me.
Joe: And who would that be?

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Uncle Joe: So you're interested in money, huh?
Joe: Made ten bucks just coming here. I get another twenty if i kiss you. I'm thinking about it.

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[first lines]
Humpty Dumpty: [singing] I'm Humpty Dumpty, king of wealth / This wall of gold is my throne! / I built it high, till it reaches the sky! / This wall is all my own! / The more I have, the more I want! / I love the glistening stuff! / There's power untold in these pieces of gold! / I've never had enough!

Movie: Greedy
[last lines]
Humpty Dumpty: Oh, I climbed too high / To build my wall, / But I was greedy / And I had a great fall!
Chorus: And all the king's horses / And all the king's men / Couldn't put Humpty together again!

Movie: Greedy