The Muppets Take Manhattan Quotes

Dog in kennel: Does Snookums Wookums want a boney woney?

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Policeman: Hey! Watch it!
Kermit the Frog: Oh, sorry. I gotta get a contract so I can go out and kill 'em.
Policeman: [dismissing his suspicion after a moment] Nahhhhh!

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Ronnie Crawford: Well I told you... I want to do something different!
Bernard Crawford: So put some Jell-O down your pants!

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Ronnie Crawford: Dad! Dad! I've got great news! [Bernard sees Kermit]
Bernard Crawford: If you two are in love, I don't wanna know about it.

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[after having Beth snuggle up to him]
Fozzie Bear: K-k-kermit...

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[the Muppets have shacked up in bus station lockers]
Janice: I'll trade with anyone who has a Jacuzzi.

Movie: The Muppets Take Manhattan