The Mountain Quotes

Maria Serrano: This is prophetic you know?
David Carver Jr.: What in a biblical sense?
Maria Serrano: Don't you think it's a sign from God? We're literally buried under all our lies.
David Carver Jr.: Lies? It's just frozen water. It's all fluffy and white for some reason.

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Buddy: I'll run with you.
Cal: [turns and recognizes Buddy] Music maker... organ grinder.
Buddy: Hey, I've heard it all tonight... I'd rather not hear any more.
Cal: You're in over your head, boy.
Buddy: [angrily] Look! I said I'd run... now can you get it together, and tell me if you're in or out? I'm ready!

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Cal: Some chick came by looking for you... drives a Citroen.
Steve: What did you tell her?
Cal: What did I tell her? [pauses]
Cal: I told her you had a small dick!

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The Alchemist: The Cross was a mushroom - and the mushroom was also the Tree of Good and Evil.

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[outraged that his girlfriend slept with Travis]
David Carver Jr.: This is the guy who tried to sell the mountain out from under us! Never mind the fact that he's slept with the entire Pacific Northwest! There are *salmon* that this guy has sired!

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