Root. Quotes

Captain Thomas Davies: I'm a Christian Man and I command a Christian Ship! I will not lead men into sin!

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Col Dunkley: [his response to any complaint] Leave it with me, I'll make it my top priority.

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Himself - Host: I'm Lewis Black, and this is my courtroom, where I put on trial all the people and things that make me want to jump head first into the shallow end of an empty swimming pool.

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[Preparing to meet Pastor Ted Haggard]
Richard Dawkins: This man has a hotline to God... *and* George W. Bush.

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