The Lego Movie Quotes
[last lines] Duplo: We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.
Emmet: Oh, man.
Emmet: Oh, man.
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Batman: [while under attack]To the Batmobile! [the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it up]
Batman: Dang it...
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet! [the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion]
Wonder Woman: Dang it...
Batman: Dang it...
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet! [the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion]
Wonder Woman: Dang it...
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Batman: [to Lucy]If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.
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Emmet: Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun.
Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.
Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.
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Emmet: You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything.
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Bad Cop: Playing dumb, Masterbuilder?
Emmet: No! I- Masterbuilder?
Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet: No, I...
Bad Cop: Or the Special?
Emmet: No! No, I...
Bad Cop: You're a liar! [Starts kicking and wrestling a chair]
Emmet: Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?
Bad Cop: [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room]Oh yes, but we're not done yet. [Face changes to the cheerful Good Cop]
Bad Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water? [Sets cup of water on table]
Emmet: Yeah. [reaches for cup]
Emmet: Yeah, actually...
Bad Cop: [face changes back to Bad Cop]Too bad. [Knocks cup off the table]
Emmet: No! I- Masterbuilder?
Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet: No, I...
Bad Cop: Or the Special?
Emmet: No! No, I...
Bad Cop: You're a liar! [Starts kicking and wrestling a chair]
Emmet: Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?
Bad Cop: [Body slams chair and then throws it across the room]Oh yes, but we're not done yet. [Face changes to the cheerful Good Cop]
Bad Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water? [Sets cup of water on table]
Emmet: Yeah. [reaches for cup]
Emmet: Yeah, actually...
Bad Cop: [face changes back to Bad Cop]Too bad. [Knocks cup off the table]
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Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman, I'll get you out of there!
Superman: [covered in gum]No, don't!
Green Lantern: Oh, my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you.
Superman: [covered in gum]No, don't!
Green Lantern: Oh, my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you.
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Emmet: [while driving]I wanna go home! [a house lands in the middle of the roadway and Emmet crashes into it]
Emmet: That's not what I meant!
Emmet: That's not what I meant!
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Batman: You know, I don't want to spoil the party but, does anyone notice that we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? Do you know what kind of sunburn I'm going to get? None, 'cause I'm covered in latex, but you guys are going to get seriously fried. I mean it's not like a... like a big gigantic ship is just going to come out of nowhere and save US by gosh.
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Benny: Disable the shield! Come on! You are undermining me!
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Benny: Disable the shield!
Metalbeard: Let me try. [to the computer]
Metalbeard: Be ye disabling of yond shield.
Computer: Disabling shield.
Benny: What?
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Benny: Disable the shield!
Metalbeard: Let me try. [to the computer]
Metalbeard: Be ye disabling of yond shield.
Computer: Disabling shield.
Benny: What?
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[to Lord Business] Vitruvius: One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.
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Vitruvius: We are entering your mind...
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: To prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder. [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle make chanting noises around Emmet, followed by a big flash of light]
Emmet: [floating in space]Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
Vitruvius: I'm not hearing a whole lot of activity in here.
Lucy: I don't think he's ever had an original thought... in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles]That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted a bunch of my friends over to watch TV, not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody can fit on my one couch, and I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch? Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies!
Lucy: That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: To prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder. [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle make chanting noises around Emmet, followed by a big flash of light]
Emmet: [floating in space]Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
Vitruvius: I'm not hearing a whole lot of activity in here.
Lucy: I don't think he's ever had an original thought... in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles]That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted a bunch of my friends over to watch TV, not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody can fit on my one couch, and I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch? Introducing the double decker couch! So everyone could watch TV together and be buddies!
Lucy: That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
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Lucy: [President Business demands the Piece de Resistance which Emmet has]We'd rather he die than give it to you.
Emmet: I... would not rather he died.
Emmet: I... would not rather he died.
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Lucy: [about Batman's song]That's real music, Emmet. It's dark and brooding.
Emmet: Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!
Emmet: Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!
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Emmet: Hey, uh, listen. Do you think you can explain to me why I'm dressed like this? And what those big words in the sky were all about? And, like, where we are... in time?
Lucy: Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe... [in slow dreamy voice]
Lucy: ... blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal voice]... is the Special. The Special... [in slow dreamy voice]
Lucy: ... I'm so pretty. I like you. But I'm angry with you for some reason...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal voice]... put the Piece of Resistance onto the Kragl and disarm it forever!
Emmet: Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
Lucy: Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe... [in slow dreamy voice]
Lucy: ... blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal voice]... is the Special. The Special... [in slow dreamy voice]
Lucy: ... I'm so pretty. I like you. But I'm angry with you for some reason...
Emmet: Mmm-hmmm
Lucy: [in normal voice]... put the Piece of Resistance onto the Kragl and disarm it forever!
Emmet: Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
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Robot: [At the Octan loading bay]Who are you here to see?
Batman: I'm here to see... your butt!
Robot: Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?
Robot: [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him]Oh, my gosh! [Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it]
Batman: Pow! [he throws another which still doesn't hit it]
Batman: Wham! [he throws another and misses again]
Batman: Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green]
Batman: First try!
Batman: I'm here to see... your butt!
Robot: Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?
Robot: [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him]Oh, my gosh! [Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it]
Batman: Pow! [he throws another which still doesn't hit it]
Batman: Wham! [he throws another and misses again]
Batman: Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green]
Batman: First try!
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Emmet: That's the signal, but the shield is still up.
Batman: Then I guess we'll just have to wing it. [Beat]
Batman: That's a bat pun.
Batman: Then I guess we'll just have to wing it. [Beat]
Batman: That's a bat pun.
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The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy!
Finn: Um... it kind of is.
The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.
Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs: We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn: The box for this one said Ages 8 to 14!
The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
Finn: Um... it kind of is.
The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.
Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs: We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn: The box for this one said Ages 8 to 14!
The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
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Benny: [suddenly appears]Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [starts building a spaceship]
Benny: Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
Lucy: No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. Anyway, that's cool. [kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]
Benny: Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!
Lucy: No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. Anyway, that's cool. [kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]
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President Business: Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week.
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Lucy: Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday. It will be known as freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!
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Metalbeard: [describing President Business' office]... Guarded by a robot army and secondary measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants...
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Emmet: I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.
Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Emmet: So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?
Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Lucy: You just said the word no like a thousand times.
Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.
Batman: [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him]I hate this place.
Unikitty: Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!
Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Emmet: So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?
Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Lucy: You just said the word no like a thousand times.
Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.
Batman: [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him]I hate this place.
Unikitty: Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!
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Emmet: [to the Master Builders]I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...
Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling]Really hard? [Looming over Emmet]
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!
Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling]Really hard? [Looming over Emmet]
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!
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