The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love Quotes

Evie: I have to traverse my own landscape.

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Randy: You know, I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived.

Movie: The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
Randy: I'll have a beer.
Waitress: What kind?
Randy: A Mich.
Waitress: A what?
Randy: A Mich...ya know, Michelob?
Waitress: You got ID?
Randy: [pretends to look for ID] Shit, ya know, I must've left it at work.
Waitress: No ID, no Mich.
Randy: Alright then, I'll have a cup of joe.
Waitress: A what? [both girls look at her incredulously]
Waitress: Just kidding, two cups of coffee coming up.
Randy: Everyone's got to be a kidder.

Movie: The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love