Mighty Aphrodite Quotes

Chorus: [referring to Oedipus] Look, here's a man who killed his father and slept with his mother.
Jocasta: [(Oedipus' mother)] I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.

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Greek Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!
Lenny: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.
Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.

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Lenny Weinrib: I'm completely superfluous.
Kevin: Oh, you don't feel good?

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Linda: You're married, aren't you?
Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
Linda: 'Cause you got that look.
Lenny Weinrib: What look is that?
Linda: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.

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Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy?
Lenny Weinrib: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker.

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[after learning that Amanda cheated on Lenny]
Greek Chorus: Oh my God! It's more serious than we thought!
Greek Chorus Leader: It's very serious! Her marriage to Lenny is in crisis!
Greek Chorus: With the passage of time, even the strongest bonds become fragile!
Greek Chorus Leader: Great, fellas, it sounds like a fortune cookie!
Greek Chorus: Oh, Zeus! Most potent of gods! We implore thee! We need your help! Zeus! Great Zeus! Hear us! Hear us! We call out to thee!
Zeus: Um, this is Zeus. I'm not home right now, but you can leave a message and I'll get back to you. Please start speaking at the tone. [beep]
Greek Chorus: Call us when you get in. We need help!

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