The Incredibles Quotes

Dash : You want to go *toward* the people that tried to kill us?
Helen : If it means land, yes.

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Violet : You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?
Helen : I mean, either he's *in* trouble, or he's *going* to be.

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Bob : I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
Helen : You didn't want me to *worry*? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?
Bob : [ grinning happily ] You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive.

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Mirage : He's not weak, you know.
Syndrome : What?
Mirage : Valuing life is not weakness.
Syndrome : Oh, hey, look, look, if you're talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control.
Mirage : And disregarding it is not strength.
Syndrome : Look, I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually...
Mirage : [ through her teeth ] Next time you gamble, bet *your own* life.

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[ Helen hands the kids two masks ]
Helen : Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.
Violet : But you said never to use...
Helen : I know what I said! [ sighing ]
Helen : Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance.

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[ the Incredibles crash/park their RV ]
Bob : Is everybody okay back there?
Violet : Super duper, Dad.
Dash : Let's do that again!

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Bob : Weren't you in the news? Some show in, Prayge... Prague?
Edna : Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for *gods*!

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Edna : You need a new suit, that much is certain.
Bob : A new suit? Well, where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?
Edna : You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane.
Bob : Wait? you want to make me a suit?
Edna : You push too hard, darling! But I accept!

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Edna : It will be bold! Dramatic!
Bob : Yeah!
Edna : Heroic!
Bob : Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
Edna : [ throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head ] No capes!
Bob : Isn't that my decision?
Edna : Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
Bob : Listen, E...
Edna : November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Bob : Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
Edna : Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Bob : E, you can't generalize about these things...
Edna : Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! [ shouts ]
Edna : No capes!

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Bob : Want to catch a robber?
Lucius : No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up?

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Lucius : Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good.

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Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer : Mr. Sansweet didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr.Incredible's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain.
Bob : [ lunging towards Sansweet ] Hey, I saved your life!
Oliver Sansweet : You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!

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Helen : [ sobbing ] Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?
Edna : What are you talking about?
Helen : [ stops crying ] Huh?
Edna : [ shouts ] You are Elastigirl! My God... [ swatting Helen with a newspaper ]
Edna : Pull-yourself-together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who *you* are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! [ normal voice ]
Edna : And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

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Bob : You know I'm retired from hero work.
Edna : As am I, Robert, yet here we are.

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Bob : [ to Buddy ] You're not affiliated with me!

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[ repeated line ]
Bob : Showtime.

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Helen : You're in charge until I get back, Violet.
Dash : What?
Violet : You heard her.

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[ repeated line ]
Bob : Uh-oh.

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Gilbert Huph : Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!
Bob : [ looking out the window ] That man out there, he needs help!
Gilbert Huph : Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude!
Bob : *He* is getting *mugged*!
Gilbert Huph : Well let's hope we don't cover him!
Bob : [ leaving ] I'll be right back.
Gilbert Huph : Stop right now, or you're fired! [ Bob stops ]
Gilbert Huph : Close the door. [ Bob closes door ]
Gilbert Huph : Get over here now. [ Bob lets go of the doorknob, which has been crushed by his grip; he walks over to Huph ]
Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
Bob : [ glancing out the window ] He got away.
Gilbert Huph : Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo... [ Bob grabs Huph by the throat and throws him through the wall; he goes through several walls, to the shock of the other workers ]
Bob : Uh-oh.

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Mr. Incredible : Of course I have a secret identity. I don't know a single superhero who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

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Gilbert Huph : Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?
Bob : Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...
Gilbert Huph : I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's *possible* with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

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Bob : Someone was in trouble...
Rick Dicker : Someone's always in trouble.
Bob : I had to do *something*...
Rick Dicker : Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We have to pay to keep the company quiet, pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every single time it gets harder. Money, money, money money money... We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own.

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Bob : It's okay, kids. We were just having a discussion.
Violet : Pretty loud discussion.
Bob : But that's okay, because the important thing is that your mother and I are a team, united against the forces of...
Helen : Pigheadedness?
Bob : I was gonna say evil.

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Buddy : [ about his newest Omnidroid ] It's bigger. It's badder. Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible!

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[ In the RV, traveling to the mainland ]
Dash : Are we there yet?
Bob : We get there when we get there!

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[ to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash ]
Helen : Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now, both of you will *get a grip*! Or so help me, I will *ground* you for a month. Understand?

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Helen : Now our kids are in danger?
Bob : Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?
Helen : I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!

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Bob : [ yelling to Helen as she holds up the RV ] How ya doin', honey?
Helen : [ screaming back ] Do I have to answer?

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[ going through an identification process ]
Edna : Edna Mode... [ laser guns point at Elastigirl ]
Edna : ...and guest. [ laser guns retract ]

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Kari : [ on phone message ] Hi, this is Kari, sorry for freakin' out but your baby has *special needs*.

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