The Incredibles Quotes
[ a captured Mr. Incredible is begging Syndrome to call off the attack on Helen's jet ]
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late.
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late.
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[ Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles ]
Helen : India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*. [ she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers ]
Helen : Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late...
Helen : Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
Violet : But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Helen : I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*! [ missiles close in ]
Dash : [ frightened ] Mom?
Helen : *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
Mr. Incredible : NO!
Helen : [ shouts ] Put a field around us, *now*!
Violet : [ frightened ] But I've never done one that big before...!
Helen : Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort! [ the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't ]
Helen : Abort abort abort! [ the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them ]
Helen : India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*. [ she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers ]
Helen : Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late...
Helen : Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
Violet : But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Helen : I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*! [ missiles close in ]
Dash : [ frightened ] Mom?
Helen : *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
Mr. Incredible : NO!
Helen : [ shouts ] Put a field around us, *now*!
Violet : [ frightened ] But I've never done one that big before...!
Helen : Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort! [ the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't ]
Helen : Abort abort abort! [ the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them ]
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Mr. Incredible : You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could *pretend* to be one?
Syndrome : Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that *everyone* can have powers. *Everyone* can be super! And when everyone's super... [ chuckles evilly ]
Syndrome : - no one will be.
Syndrome : Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that *everyone* can have powers. *Everyone* can be super! And when everyone's super... [ chuckles evilly ]
Syndrome : - no one will be.
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[ the Incredibles enter their house to find Syndrome holding Jack-Jack. Syndrome paralyses them with his zero point energy ]
Syndrome : Shhh. The baby's sleeping. [ Syndrome gets up with Jack-Jack still in his arms, preparing to leave ]
Syndrome : You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry. I'll be a good mentor: supportive, encouraging... [ glares at Mr. Incredible ]
Syndrome : Everything you *weren't*. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.
Syndrome : Shhh. The baby's sleeping. [ Syndrome gets up with Jack-Jack still in his arms, preparing to leave ]
Syndrome : You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry. I'll be a good mentor: supportive, encouraging... [ glares at Mr. Incredible ]
Syndrome : Everything you *weren't*. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.
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Syndrome : This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I will get your son!
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[ Syndrome captures a fuel truck in mid-air with his zero-point energy beam ]
Voice in crowd #1 : The Supers have returned!
Voice in crowd #2 : Is that Vironic?
Voice in crowd #3 : Vironic?
Voice in crowd #4 : No, Vironic has a different outfit!
Voice in crowd #1 : The Supers have returned!
Voice in crowd #2 : Is that Vironic?
Voice in crowd #3 : Vironic?
Voice in crowd #4 : No, Vironic has a different outfit!
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Syndrome : [ during his fixed fight with the Omnidroid ] Somebody needs to teach this hunk of metal... a few manners!
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[ Bob sneaks into the house late at night, but Helen has been waiting up for him ]
Helen : I thought you'd be back by 11.
Bob : I said I'd be back later.
Helen : I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all, you'd be "back later".
Bob : Well I'm back, okay?
Helen : I thought you'd be back by 11.
Bob : I said I'd be back later.
Helen : I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all, you'd be "back later".
Bob : Well I'm back, okay?
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[ Mirage releases Mr. Incredible from his restraints and rushes over to him ]
Mirage : There isn't much time. [ Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat ]
Mr. Incredible : No, there isn't. [ He stands up and holds her in the air ]
Mr. Incredible : In fact, there's no time at all.
Mirage : [ choking ] Please.
Mr. Incredible : Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me?
Mirage : [ choking ] Family... survived... the crash. They're here... on the island!
Mr. Incredible : They're alive? [ he drops her, then picks her up and hugs her ]
Mirage : There isn't much time. [ Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat ]
Mr. Incredible : No, there isn't. [ He stands up and holds her in the air ]
Mr. Incredible : In fact, there's no time at all.
Mirage : [ choking ] Please.
Mr. Incredible : Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me?
Mirage : [ choking ] Family... survived... the crash. They're here... on the island!
Mr. Incredible : They're alive? [ he drops her, then picks her up and hugs her ]
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Elastigirl : Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep... [ Bob kisses her ]
Mr. Incredible : How could I betray the perfect woman?
Elastigirl : Oh, you're referring to *me* now?
Mr. Incredible : How could I betray the perfect woman?
Elastigirl : Oh, you're referring to *me* now?
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Edna : Men at Robert's age are often unstable... prone to weakness.
Helen : What are you saying?
Edna : Do you know where he is?
Helen : Of course...
Edna : Do you *know* where he is?
Helen : What are you saying?
Edna : Do you know where he is?
Helen : Of course...
Edna : Do you *know* where he is?
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Syndrome : You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. You know, I was right to idolize you? I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, MAN! I'm still geeking out about it! [ sigh ]
Syndrome : And then you just had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? [ Mocking voice ]
Syndrome : Help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*!
Syndrome : And then you just had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help? [ Mocking voice ]
Syndrome : Help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*!
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Helen : Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?
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Syndrome : [ after the plane is shot down ] Oh, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to..."work alone." [ laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured ]
Mr. Incredible : Release me, now!
Syndrome : Or what?
Mr. Incredible : I'll crush her.
Syndrome : That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead. [ Mirage gasps ]
Mr. Incredible : It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
Syndrome : [ chuckles ] Show me. [ after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage ]
Syndrome : I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you.
Mr. Incredible : Release me, now!
Syndrome : Or what?
Mr. Incredible : I'll crush her.
Syndrome : That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead. [ Mirage gasps ]
Mr. Incredible : It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
Syndrome : [ chuckles ] Show me. [ after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage ]
Syndrome : I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you.
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Mirage : The supers are not gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or... you can listen to police scanners. Your choice.
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Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.
Bob : Okay. Why?
Gilbert Huph : Why what? Be specific, Bob.
Bob : Why are you unhappy?
Gilbert Huph : Your customers make me unhappy.
Bob : Why? Have you gotten complaints?
Gilbert Huph : Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
Bob : Okay. Why?
Gilbert Huph : Why what? Be specific, Bob.
Bob : Why are you unhappy?
Gilbert Huph : Your customers make me unhappy.
Bob : Why? Have you gotten complaints?
Gilbert Huph : Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
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[ as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius reaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers ]
Cop : Freeze!
Lucius : I'm thirsty.
Cop : I said freeze!
Lucius : I'm just getting a drink. [ takes the cup to his lips and drinks ]
Cop : Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...
Lucius : I know, I know. Freeze. [ freezes the cop ]
Cop : Freeze!
Lucius : I'm thirsty.
Cop : I said freeze!
Lucius : I'm just getting a drink. [ takes the cup to his lips and drinks ]
Cop : Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...
Lucius : I know, I know. Freeze. [ freezes the cop ]
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Lucius : It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get...
Bob : [ listening to radio ] A fire! We're close! Yeah, baby!
Lucius : ...caught. [ the car peels out of the alley ]
Bob : Fire! Yeah!
Bob : [ listening to radio ] A fire! We're close! Yeah, baby!
Lucius : ...caught. [ the car peels out of the alley ]
Bob : Fire! Yeah!
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Bob : E, I just need a patch job. For... sentimental reasons.
Edna : Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.
Bob : You're the best of the best, E
Edna : [ Walking up stairs ] Yes, I know, dahling.
Edna : Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.
Bob : You're the best of the best, E
Edna : [ Walking up stairs ] Yes, I know, dahling.
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[ after seeing Jack-Jack's superhero outfit ]
Helen : What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?
Edna : Well, I am sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared.
Helen : What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?
Edna : Well, I am sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared.
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Helen : [ on the phone with an old friend ] Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
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Helen : [ on the phone ] I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
Edna : This is Edna.
Helen : E? This is Helen.
Edna : Helen who?
Helen : Helen Parr. You know... [ sighs ]
Helen : [ whispers ] Elastigirl.
Edna : [ booming ] DARLING! How are you, it's been such a long time...
Helen : [ nearly dropping the phone ] Yes, yes, it's been a while. Listen, there's only one person who Bob would trust to patch a super suit, and that's you, E.
Edna : Yes, yes, marvelous suit, darling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear.
Helen : Huh?
Edna : They're all finished, when are you coming to see?
Helen : Look, I'm calling about...
Edna : Don't make me beg, darling, I won't do it, you know!
Helen : [ trying to talk over Edna ] Beg? Uh, no, I'm, I'm calling about a suit, about, about Bob's suit. I'm calling about Bob's suit!
Edna : You come in one hour darling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye. [ Helen is left holding the phone, looking puzzled ]
Edna : This is Edna.
Helen : E? This is Helen.
Edna : Helen who?
Helen : Helen Parr. You know... [ sighs ]
Helen : [ whispers ] Elastigirl.
Edna : [ booming ] DARLING! How are you, it's been such a long time...
Helen : [ nearly dropping the phone ] Yes, yes, it's been a while. Listen, there's only one person who Bob would trust to patch a super suit, and that's you, E.
Edna : Yes, yes, marvelous suit, darling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear.
Helen : Huh?
Edna : They're all finished, when are you coming to see?
Helen : Look, I'm calling about...
Edna : Don't make me beg, darling, I won't do it, you know!
Helen : [ trying to talk over Edna ] Beg? Uh, no, I'm, I'm calling about a suit, about, about Bob's suit. I'm calling about Bob's suit!
Edna : You come in one hour darling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye. [ Helen is left holding the phone, looking puzzled ]
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Newsreel Narrator : Under tremendous public pressure and the crippling financial burden of mounting lawsuits, the goverment quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Program. Superheroes were granted amnesty from past actions under the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average people, average citizens quietly and anonymously making the world a better place.
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Principal : Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Parr.
Helen : What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie Kropp : He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dash : He says.
Bernie Kropp : Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Helen : You saw him do this?
Bernie Kropp : Well, not really... No, actually not.
Helen : Oh. Then how do you know it was him?
Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera. And this time I got him. [ Plays tape ]
Bernie Kropp : See? See? What, you don't see it? [ rewinds tape ]
Bernie Kropp : He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right *there*! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it, but-but there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!
Principal : Uh, Bernie...
Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!
Principal : You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.
Bernie Kropp : You're letting him go *again*? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty!
Helen : What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie Kropp : He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dash : He says.
Bernie Kropp : Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Helen : You saw him do this?
Bernie Kropp : Well, not really... No, actually not.
Helen : Oh. Then how do you know it was him?
Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera. And this time I got him. [ Plays tape ]
Bernie Kropp : See? See? What, you don't see it? [ rewinds tape ]
Bernie Kropp : He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right *there*! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it, but-but there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!
Principal : Uh, Bernie...
Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!
Principal : You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.
Bernie Kropp : You're letting him go *again*? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty!
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Bob : You want to do something for Dash, then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports.
Helen : I will not be made the enemy here, Bob. You know why we can't let Dash compete.
Bob : Because he'd be great!
Helen : This... is not... about *you*!
Helen : I will not be made the enemy here, Bob. You know why we can't let Dash compete.
Bob : Because he'd be great!
Helen : This... is not... about *you*!
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Helen : Have a great day, honey. Help customers, climb ladders...
Bob : Bring bacon.
Helen : All that jazz.
Bob : Bring bacon.
Helen : All that jazz.
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Mirage : The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret military fighting robot. Artificial intelligence allows it to solve any problem it's presented with, and, unfortunately...
Mr. Incredible : Let me guess. It became smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.
Mirage : We lost control, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel for their own safety.
Mr. Incredible : How am I going in?
Mirage : The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track, but we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment...
Mr. Incredible : You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.
Mirage : You are Mr. Incredible. [ Mr. Incredible is loaded into a landing pod ]
Mirage : I've got to warn you. It's a learning robot. Every minute you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.
Mr. Incredible : Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.
Mirage : And don't die.
Mr. Incredible : Great. Thanks.
Mr. Incredible : Let me guess. It became smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.
Mirage : We lost control, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel for their own safety.
Mr. Incredible : How am I going in?
Mirage : The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track, but we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment...
Mr. Incredible : You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.
Mirage : You are Mr. Incredible. [ Mr. Incredible is loaded into a landing pod ]
Mirage : I've got to warn you. It's a learning robot. Every minute you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.
Mr. Incredible : Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.
Mirage : And don't die.
Mr. Incredible : Great. Thanks.
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Mr. Incredible : I've been meaning to ask you. Of all places to settle down, why...
Mirage : A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share.
Mr. Incredible : Seems a little... unstable.
Mirage : I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.
Mr. Incredible : Aren't we all?
Mirage : A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share.
Mr. Incredible : Seems a little... unstable.
Mirage : I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.
Mr. Incredible : Aren't we all?
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Parrot : Identification, please.
Dash : Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Voice key?
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Wait a second... [ Parrot sounds alarm ]
Dash : What do we do?
Violet : Run!
Dash : Where are we going?
Violet : Away from here!
Dash : Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Voice key?
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Wait a second... [ Parrot sounds alarm ]
Dash : What do we do?
Violet : Run!
Dash : Where are we going?
Violet : Away from here!
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Mr. Incredible : The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?
Elastigirl : Traction Avenue.
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?
Elastigirl : Don't take Seventh!
Mr. Incredible : Great, we missed it!
Elastigirl : You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown!
Elastigirl : It's coming up, get in the right lane! Signal!
Mr. Incredible : We don't exit at Traction!
Elastigirl : YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT! [ Mr. Incredible yanks the wheel over and careens down the exit ]
Elastigirl : Traction Avenue.
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?
Elastigirl : Don't take Seventh!
Mr. Incredible : Great, we missed it!
Elastigirl : You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at Traction!
Mr. Incredible : That'll take me downtown!
Elastigirl : It's coming up, get in the right lane! Signal!
Mr. Incredible : We don't exit at Traction!
Elastigirl : YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT! [ Mr. Incredible yanks the wheel over and careens down the exit ]
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