White Chicks Quotes

Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF!
Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a ***** fit!
Hotel clerk: No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now.
Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble!
Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.

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Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

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Lisa: Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. [cries]
Lisa: I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

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Marcus Copeland: I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer

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[last lines]
Marcus Copeland: Hey girls!
Karen: Hi
Tori: So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?
Kevin Copeland: Yes, we were, but we was doing our job. I just hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us
Karen: We're so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like... so much more when you were them. [laughing]
Karen: So much more
Lisa: So I guess this means we won't be hanging out anymore
Kevin Copeland: Aw don't say that of course we will. We'll hang out
Marcus Copeland: Yeah, we're all gonna get together and we're gonna goooo...
Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland, Karen, Lisa, Tori: SHOPPING!

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