The Guru Quotes

[repeated line]
Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.

Movie: The Guru
Hank the Cameraman: [wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.

Movie: The Guru
Lexi: You can't just go away. [shouting]
Lexi: I have abandoned issues!

Movie: The Guru
Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.

Movie: The Guru
Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. [Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman: My whole body is about to think!

Movie: The Guru