The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers Quotes

Gollum: My precious.

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Gimli: [Orcs begin their attack on Helm's Deep] Send them to me!

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Sam: Mr. Frodo, put the ring on; just this once, disappear.
Frodo: I can't... You were right, Sam. The ring is taking me. If I put it on he will find me.

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Sam: We're innocent travelers.
Faramir: There are no travelers in this land... only servants of the Dark Lord.
Frodo: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.

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[from extended version]
Merry: [watching Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the tower] He doesn't look too happy, does he?
Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry: Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.

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Theoden : A great host, you say?
Aragorn : All Isengard is emptied.
Theoden : How many?
Aragorn : Ten thousand strong at least.
Theoden : [ astonished ] Ten thousand?
Aragorn : It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
Theoden : Let them come.

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Legolas : [ in Elvish ] You're late. [ in English ]
Legolas : You look terrible.

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Gollum : [ to Sam ] Stupid, fat hobbit.

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Gimli : Oh come on, we can take 'em.
Aragorn : It's a long way.
Gimli : Toss me.
Aragorn : What?
Gimli : I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. [ pauses, looks up at Aragorn ]
Gimli : Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn : Not a word.

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[ a wall of soldiers line the ramparts - the top of Gimli's helm barely peeks over the top ]
Gimli : [ to Legolas ] You could have picked a better spot.

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Pippin : It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

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Gandalf : The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.

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Gollum : We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol : No. Not master!
Gollum : Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
Smeagol : Master is our friend!
Gollum : You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
Smeagol : I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
Gollum : You're a liar and a thief.
Smeagol : No!
Gollum : *Murderer*.
Smeagol : Go away!
Gollum : "Go away?" [ Gollum laughs as Smeagol begins crying ]
Smeagol : I hate you, I hate you.
Gollum : Where would you be without me, gollum, gollum? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
Smeagol : [ stops crying ] Not anymore.
Gollum : What did you say?
Smeagol : Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.
Gollum : What?
Smeagol : Leave now, and never come back!
Gollum : No!
Smeagol : Leave now, and never come back! [ Gollum screams in frustration ]
Smeagol : LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK! [ Gollum is silent ]
Smeagol : [ looks around ] We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!

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Gimli : [ Orcs begin their attack on Helm's Deep ] Send them to me!

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[ first lines ]
Gandalf : You cannot pass!
Frodo : Gandalf!
Gandalf : I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!
Galadriel : The power of the enemy is growing. Sauron will use his puppet Saruman to destroy the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the Ring is close. The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his life. You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the Ring grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand, take the Ring for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving its goal. For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone?

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Gandalf : The fate of the world will now be decided.

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Theoden : So it begins.

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Gandalf : Gandalf? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. That was my name.
Gimli : Gandalf...
Gandalf : *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

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Legolas : A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.

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Gollum : [ singing ] The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, [ he whacks the fish on the rock ]
Gollum : to catch a fish, [ another whack ]
Gollum : so juicy sweet.

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Merry : I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

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Saruman : If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.
Wormtongue : Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to storm the keep.
Saruman : Tens of thousands.
Wormtongue : But, my lord, there is no such force. [ they go out onto the balcony, and see an army of ten thousand Uruk-hai ]

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Eomer : What business does an elf, man, and a dwarf have in the Ridder-Mark? Speak quickly.
Gimli : Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
Eomer : [ dismounts ] I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas : [ draws his bow and aims at arrow at Eomer's throat ] You would die before your stroke fell.

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Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.
Sam : I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo : What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam : That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

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Gollum : We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.

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[ last lines ]
Frodo : Smeagol?
Sam : We're not going to wait for you. Come on.
Smeagol : Master. Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
Gollum : Master broke his promise.
Smeagol : Don't ask Smeagol. Poor, poor Smeagol.
Gollum : Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!
Smeagol : But the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.
Gollum : Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.
Smeagol : Yes. Yes. Yes.
Gollum : Kill them both.
Smeagol : Yes. No! No! It's too risky. It's too risky.
Sam : Where is he? Where has he gone? Hey, Gollum! Where are you?
Frodo : Smeagol?
Gollum : We could let *her* do it.
Smeagol : Yes. She could do it.
Gollum : Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they're dead.
Smeagol : Once they're dead. Shh. [ Comes out of hiding ]
Smeagol : Come on Hobbits. Long ways to go yet. Smeagol will show the way.
Gollum : Follow me.

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Sam : What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum : What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
Sam : *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. [ Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out ]
Sam : Even you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum : Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.
Sam : You're hopeless.

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Aragorn : Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
Legolas : They may yet be alive.

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Sam : There are dead things! Dead faces in the water.
Gollum : All dead... all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes... yes, that is their name.

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Gollum : So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.
Frodo : What did you say?
Gollum : Master should be resting, Master needs to keep up his strength.
Frodo : [ standing up ] Who are you?
Gollum : Mustn't ask us, not it's business. Gollum, gollum.
Frodo : Gandalf told me you were one of the River-folk.
Gollum : Cold be heart and hand and bone. Cold be travelers far from home.
Frodo : [ next to Gollum ] He said your life was a sad story.
Gollum : They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has faded and Moon is dead.
Frodo : [ in front of Gollum ] You were not so very different from a Hobbit once, were you? [ Gollum looks up at him ]
Frodo : Smeagol.
Gollum : What did you call me?
Frodo : That was your name once, wasn't it?
Gollum : My name? My name... Smeagol.

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