The Comic Strip Quotes

Alexei Sayle: Jean-Paul Sartre, what a ****ing cunt, eh? What a ****ing cunt. We hate him round our way. You know why? You know why? 'Cos he knows **** all about a Cortina, that's why.

TV Show: The Comic Strip

Alexei Sayle: Jean-Paul Sartre, what a fucking cunt, eh? What a fucking cunt. We hate him round our way. You know why? You know why? 'Cos he knows fuck all about a Cortina, that's why.

TV Show: The Comic Strip

Arnold Brown: We had the other difficulty in Glasgow of my father being a teetotaller. And the shame on Saturday nights of him being constantly thrown into pubs.

TV Show: The Comic Strip

Richard Dangerous: We'd like to open this evening with a little joke.
Adrian Dangerous: A joke?
Richard Dangerous: Joke.
Adrian Dangerous: Knock, knock!
Richard Dangerous: Who's there?
Adrian Dangerous: Open the door!
Richard Dangerous: Open the... [off microphone]
Richard Dangerous: What the fuck are you talking about?

TV Show: The Comic Strip