The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Quotes

Beth Bradley: [to the camera about the Herdman's visit to church] Before the service was over, they cleaned out the collection plates, scribbled on the bibles, and stuck gum all over the pews.

TV Show: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
Ralph Herdman: What did she says the play is called?
Leroy Herdman: 'Christmas Pageant.'
Ollie Herdman: That's no name. That's what it is.
Gladys Herdman: I know a name. I'd called it 'Revenge at Bethlahem.'

TV Show: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever