Bill Cosby - Himself Quotes

Bill Cosby: Parents aren't interested in justice - they want QUIET!

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Bill Cosby: My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

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Bill Cosby: Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair... and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

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Bill Cosby: I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are.'

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Bill Cosby: [angrily making breakfast] So I go to the refrigerator and I get the damned BACON and the SAUSAGE, makin' breakfast at six o'clock [BLAM]
Bill Cosby: in the MORNING, and then I GRAB THE - you have to be careful with eggs.

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Bill Cosby: Now you've got to go. So you come into the bathroom, close the door; now, don't forget: you owe this to yourself. You've worked hard all week. It's come to this: [Kneels beside the chair and pretends to lift the lid on the john, then starts moaning]
Bill Cosby: "Ahh, Jesus... Oh, God... If You get me out of this, I'll never drink again as long as I live... " [groans again]
Bill Cosby: Now you are ready to put your face in a place that was never built for your face.

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