Mr. Mom Quotes

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili!

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Jack Butler: Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't.

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Jack Butler: Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner jaws?

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Jack Butler: [to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!

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Jinx: [talking about the Lay-off] Your not exactly walking out of here empty handed, You got your pension and I'll give you this months gas money
Larry: There's only one more thing I want
Jinx: What?
Larry: DISABILITY! [goes to window and tries to open it and jump out but is grabbed by Jack]
Jinx: Hey keep that sense of humor it'll do you good [Larry rushes at him and attempts to strangle him]

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