The Angry Video Game Nerd Quotes
The Angry Video Game Nerd: [about the Sega Genesis] NES players such as myself glared at this sexy beast when it came out. It was black, it was round, and it said 16-bit like in your face, bitch!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: As for Super Mario World, there's a neat trick here too. Go to Chocolate Island 3, when you get to the goal, instead of jumping like normal, release Yoshi in midair. The screen is still fixated on where Yoshi was and you can only see Mario's legs. But that's only the beginning. [screen flashes]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Wow! The stability of all the colors in this world depend on Mario and Yoshi making that jump correctly.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Wow! The stability of all the colors in this world depend on Mario and Yoshi making that jump correctly.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: 'Bugs Bunny finally arrives at his party. He's greeted by thunderous cheers and applaus from his loving friends. To Bugs' surprise, he finds all his Looney Tunes pals there, who had just moments ago been playing some very funny tricks.' [turns to Bugs]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'll show YOU some funny tricks!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'll show YOU some funny tricks!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: I give up.
Ninja: You must not give up. Game is never over.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Game's over now. You try.
Ninja: You must not give up. Game is never over.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Game's over now. You try.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: Sometimes games can be unpredictable. Cheetahmen II is a prime example where the whole game is a glitch. As I already described in my Cheetahmen review, after you beat the fourth level boss, it gets stuck in limbo. So there's no way to play the last two levels unless by freak accident. If a blue moon occurs on Friday the 13th and all the planets align, the game will actually start up on the missing levels, so now the frustrating part is that now I have no choice but to play them. It's not like, this is gonna happen again, so it's like, I gotta sit my ass down and play the two hardest to find most mysterious levels in video game history in what's already one of the rarest games in existence. What a privilege. Oh, and guess what? It sucks.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: This is crazy! I'm not playing this!
Bugs Bunny: But you wanna play it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: No, I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna! And you're not gonna stop me!
Bugs Bunny: But you wanna play it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: No, I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna.
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You do wanna.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna!
Bugs Bunny: You don't wanna!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I do wanna! And you're not gonna stop me!
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