Night at the Museum Quotes

[Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they are about to be blown away]
Octavius: Go! Save yourself!
Jedediah: [holding on to Octavius] I ain't quittin' you!

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Larry Daley: [while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"] Oh, love theme from Titanic, good but not really appropriate...

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Gus: Instructions; you start with 1... 2... 3...
Larry: 4?
Gus: Are you cracking wise? I oughta punch you in the nose Hopscotch

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Gus: Listen up, Lunch Box!

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Mr. McPhee: Oh, haha - look at me, the comedy night guard. Do you want to get into a battle of humor? Do you?
Larry: Um, no. No I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
Mr. McPhee: That's right, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn, is there?

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Teddy Roosevelt: Anything's posible Lawrence. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the twenty-foot jackal staring right at you. [Larry starts to look]
Teddy Roosevelt: Don't make eye contact!

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