The Adventures of Sam and Max - Freelance Police Quotes
Max: Ow! I got a splinter!
Sam: Leave it under your pillow and the Splinter Fairy might leave you a nice, shiny 2 X 4!
Sam: Leave it under your pillow and the Splinter Fairy might leave you a nice, shiny 2 X 4!
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Sam: Gee, I don't know anyone who could harm helpless kittens.
Max: Here, let me.
Max: Here, let me.
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Sam: No doubt she is absorbed in high-level closed door doings concerning a matter of the utmost urgency and import.
Max: Either that, our she's taking a little potty break.
Sam: That's what I said.
Max: Either that, our she's taking a little potty break.
Sam: That's what I said.
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The Mad Thespian: Curse you, Sam and Max! Wretched rapscallions!
Max: Well, that just burns me up.
Sam: What, that he can say "rapscallions" without laughing?
Max: Well, that just burns me up.
Sam: What, that he can say "rapscallions" without laughing?
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[steering a boat throught the sewers]
Max: Look! Little baby alligators!
Sam: Well, they're bouyant and log-shaped, Max, but hardly alligators.
Max: I don't feel so good.
Max: Look! Little baby alligators!
Sam: Well, they're bouyant and log-shaped, Max, but hardly alligators.
Max: I don't feel so good.
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[every time a phone rings]
Sam, Max: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
Sam, Max: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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