Rex the Runt Quotes

Rex: Your honour, we plead mitigating circumstances. Firstly, the weapon in question was a toy gun, using a cap strip and potato pellet hybrid. While we all abhore the use of such a replica as a plaything, it does not in itself constitute a danger to life. Secondly, Mr Vince is made of plastecine and can sustain no damage.

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Vince: You plant your brassicas in May, cover them in mulch.

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[Rex and Co. are flying over the Pacific in a helicopter]
Rex: Bob, you're supposed to be navigating!
Bad Bob: I am doing! Go on, ask me anything.
Rex: Okay. What are our co-ordinates?
Bad Bob: Over the Pacific. There, you see?
Rex: What time is it?
Bad Bob: Dinnertime!
Rex: How much fuel have we got left?
Bad Bob: We're gonna run... out... now! [the chopper sputters to a halt and drops like a stone]

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