The Odd Couple II Quotes

[Felix dumps half a dozen different pills on the table]
Oscar Madison: How do you know which ones to take?
Felix Ungar: Doesn't make any difference. Whatever they fix, I got.

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Abe: He just missed someone in crowd!
Oscar Madison: What crowd? We could all go home in one car.

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Thelma: Oscar, what are two wide-awake girls going to do with one hunky, funny guy?
Oscar Madison: Why don't we all write a suggestion on a piece of paper?

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Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.

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