The Opposite of Sex Quotes

Dedee: My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!"

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Dedee: If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I *don't* grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up - we call them "losers."

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Dedee Truitt: [narrating] Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.

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[Narrating at the beginning of the movie]
Dedee Truitt: My name is Dedee Truitt. I'm sixteen, and this is Creve Coeur, Louisiana... which is French, I think, for like, '****ed heart'.

Movie: The Opposite of Sex