Private Parts Quotes

Ben Stern: Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.

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Ben Stern: [to 7-year-old Howard] You're a moron! Now shut up and sit still!

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Lawyer (Barry): Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.
Lawyer (Jerry): Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-****er, ****, ****, cunt, cock, and pussy.

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Roger Erlick: Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List.

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Unshaven DJ: You wanted to see me?
Moti: Yeah, you came late yesterday, you came late today. I don't need you. You're fired.
Unshaven DJ: **** you.
Moti: Good, **** you, you cunt. **** you 1000%. **** you till your asshole is like a donkey's asshole. [coming back in speaking to Howard]
Moti: Okay, you start tomorrow.

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