Super Troopers Quotes

Officer Smy: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [to Foster]
Officer Smy: Hey douche bag.
Foster: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.

Movie: Super Troopers
Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull ****. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Stupid burger punk.

Movie: Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: What did you find out at the weigh station?
Mac: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms!

Movie: Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick mother****er, Mac.
Mac: Thanks, Chief!

Movie: Super Troopers
College Boy 2: You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

Movie: Super Troopers
Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Movie: Super Troopers