Training Day Quotes

Jake Hoyt: [Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.

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Jake Hoyt: Its not so fun when the rabbit has a gun.

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Alonzo: [on the phone talking to Smiley] Make sure that bath tub is clean, homey. [Jake gets in car]
Alonzo: It behoves you not to dick around on this one. Justifiable homicide in the line of duty? What happened was...
Jake: What happened... was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?

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Alonzo Harris: You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh?
Crackhead #1: What you think?
Alonzo Harris: They got room for you at the booty house, you ever been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles...
Crackhead #1: Suck my dick, *****. I know people.
Alonzo Harris: That's how it starts. What about you, my man? Where's yo' horn?
Crackhead #2: I ain't got nothin' on me, man.
Alonzo Harris: You sure?
Crackhead #2: Yeah, man.
Alonzo Harris: You got money, though. [pulls out crack]
Alonzo Harris: Ooohh, you lied to me, you lied to me. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dawg. [steps on crack]

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Blue: I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the **** are ya'll sweatin' me any motha****in' way?

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Jake Hoyt: [after smoking angel dust] Who are you?
Alonzo Harris: I'm the zig-zag man, who the **** are you?
Jake Hoyt: I'm a cop.
Alonzo Harris: Watch out... don't shoot nobody.

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