Made Quotes

[Amazed at Vivien's surgical skill]
Alfred Blalock: This is like something the Lord made.

TV Show: Made
Harry Parker: You can go to the toilet now.
Trevor the Skinhead: Nah, I'll piss on the wall.

TV Show: Made
Jeff Bidwell: [tying his neck-tie] There are three things in this world that nobody can do for you. One is brush your hair, one is tie your tie...
Terwilliger: And the third?
Jeff Bidwell: You guessed!

TV Show: Made
Richard Strong: The truth will set you free, what is that about? The truth will set you free? Well, not if ya did it.

TV Show: Made
Ricky Slade: We need guns.
Bobby: We don't need guns.
Ricky Slade: I'm telling you man, I'm pretty sure we need guns.
Bobby: I listened to them and they specifically said we don't need guns.
Ricky Slade: That's all the more reason why you do need a gun.
Bobby: You couldn't even get a gun.
Ricky Slade: You wanna bet, you wanna bet me if I could get a gun?
Bobby: You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.
Ricky Slade: That's because that ****in' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks.
Bobby: For what?
Ricky Slade: You wanna see how fast I can get a gun?
Bobby: What happened to your money?
Ricky Slade: I have it, I have some stuff left.
Bobby: How much?
Ricky Slade: I've got like 80.
Bobby: $80!
Ricky Slade: 80 plus five, I've got five in the room, $85.
Bobby: $85, what happened to the 1500?
Ricky Slade: Well you could have picked up a ****in' tab once in a while!
Bobby: I picked up half the ****in' tab!

TV Show: Made
Victor: How could you do this to me? How could you say that the Bionic Woman is fundamentally flawed?
Richard Strong: Okay, she's a bionic woman, I get that. But she has that bionic ear.
Victor: Yeah, super hearing!
Richard Strong: But wouldn't that mean that she'd be hearing everything at once? Wouldn't she just go crazy?
Victor: She does flip her hair out of the way.
Richard Strong: Oh, so the hair makes all the difference?
Victor: She has VERY THICK HAIR!
Richard Strong: Now you're just being unreasonable.

TV Show: Made